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The Miz

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For all of the heckling he takes in his ability as a wrestler, The Miz has been able to rile up his fair share of crowds from time to time. From bragging obnoxiously during his brief run as WWE Champion to his condescending "Really?" catchphrase, Miz has proved he can hang with the best of them on the mic.

While a good chunk of being able to survive in the professional wrestling depends on one's physical ability, it's often just important to talk a good game.

 

Why? Because if you can get behind what a wrestler is preaching (or conversely, be so disgusted by what they're boasting about), it helps to boost television ratings, sell tickets to live events and increase pay-per-views. The masters of the mic in wrestling aren't just talking, they're effectively selling you a product.

 

For this week's Top 50 list, we looked at wrestlers and managers from the past 30 years or so that could cut a decent promo under the following criteria:

 

  • How likely were fans to buy a ticket after hearing them talk?

  • Could they mix in humor as well as a serious points?

  • Did the interview change your opinion of the wrestler or match?

  • Over the course of their career, could a wrestler cut a good promo as both a heel and a babyface?

 

The only people disqualified from this contest were those who were strictly color commentators or announcers their entire career, because they're already being paid to talk (and thus, they're probably better at it than the average wrestler).

 

Ready? Here we go!

Trish was better known as a wrestler and Diva than she was a talker, but her microphone skills have been surprisingly strong. Her ability to talk bolstered feuds with the likes of Mickie James, Molly Holly and Lita, and her brief heel run solidifed that she can talk smack as well as she could wrestle.

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Trish Stratus

Although Vince McMahon spent a good part of his career as a pitchman in the commentators booth, the evil Mr. McMahon character was much better at selling storylines than his sportsjacket-wearing counterpart. With an infamous voice that signifies power, McMahon is always able his thoughts to the fans.

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Eric Bischoff is unusual in the sense that he's able to perfectly portray the egomaniacal tyrant that so many people automatically associate with his real-life persona. This has proven beneficial to him in getting fans to turn against him and his causes in WCW, WWE and TNA.

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Junkyard Dog had a distinct growl to his voice that not only fit his persona, it also made him sound like a man of the people, which helped endear him to fans in the Mid-South, WWF and NWA alike.  JYD also had a sense of humor in his promos, a little touch that helped to sell tickets.

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Junkyard Dog

Often dubbed "The New Living Legend" after his betrayal of Bruno Sammartino, Larry Zbyszko was able to annoy fans and competitors alike with his endless bragging. People were so upset by the man from Larryland that they would pay tickets just to see opponents attempt to shut him up!

Jimmy Hart has always had boundless amount of energy, both at ringside and during interviews, so that when someone was facing off against clients of his such as The Hart Foundation or The Honky Tonk Man, you truly believed The Mouth of the South was talking about a matter of life and death.

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Jimmy Hart

While Kevin Nash could probably let his appearance do most of his talking for him, he's always scored points in his interviews as well. Sometimes soft-spoken, sometimes angry and sometimes cracking one-liners and attempting to be a standup comedian, Nash has always been confident on the microphone.

45

Kevin Nash

For people who like interviews with a demonic twist, Kevin Sullivan managed to take such promos to the next level. In his earliest incarnation as The Games Master, one might truly believe he was possessed by the devil the way he spoke. This benefited him in his second career as a manager as well.

44

Kevin Sullivan

While Sting hasn't said a ton since donning the black and white makeup, he was much more verbose in his younger days, which helped build The Icon's legend. Equal parts level-headed and intimidating, Sting could always be counted on to cut a promo that would help fans sympathize with his struggles.

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Sting

When she first became a permanent character in wrestling, Stephanie McMahon's promos mostly consisted of nails-on-the-chalkboard style screeching. Thankfully, that's evolved in recent years to the point where she delivers a promo that is as potent as many of the wrestlers she presides over.

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Stephanie McMahon
 

Shawn Michaels has always had a great detail of emotion in the ring, and that's often translated to how he conducts himself on the microphone. From his promo where he "lost his smile" to some of his DX-era classics, HBK has always been comfortable telling the world what he thinks of himself.

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Shawn Michaels
 

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Eric Bischoff 
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In the early 1980's, Tully Blanchard was one of the first suit-wearing, wealthy heels to flaunt all of his good fortune on the microphone. This helped him not only in contrasting to opponents such as Magnum T.A. and Dusty Rhodes, but aligning him with the likes of Ric Flair and Arn Anderson as well.

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Tully Blanchard
 

Harley Race never needed to say a lot to intimidate his opponents - his reputation as a tough guy and numerous World Titles said a lot of that for him. Still, Race's distinctive growl added another layer to his persona. When he barked that he was going to do something, chances were it would happen.

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Harley Race
 

Ted DiBiase's distinctive million dollar laugh tells you pretty much everything one would need to know about the persona he portrayed for a good portion of his career. Still, The Million Dollar Man's promos were legendary, boasting about he could buy anything or anyone he wanted, whenever he wanted to.

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"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase

Not everyone was a fan of The Ultimate Warrior's promos, which were at their best a little "out there" and at their worst, a growling spaced-out mess. Still, Warrior's interviews always had their own unique charm, and helped set him apart from many of his competitors.

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The Ultimate Warrior
 

When Brian Pillman truly embraced the Loose Cannon persona in the final years of his life, it also brought about some of his best promo work. Pillman's trademark raspy voice was perfect for convincing you that something wasn't quite right in his mind and that he was just as dangerous as he appeared to be.

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Brian Pillman

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Vince McMahon

Bret Hart began extremely nervous on the microphone - so much so that he put on his trademark sunglasses to hide his shyness. Eventually, though, Hart began to flourish when he let his anti-American persona fly and came across as a bitter man that needed to get his comeuppance. 

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Bret "Hit Man" Hart
 

When he debuted in ECW, Raven differed from most of the other heels in that he never shouted his promos. Instead, he deliberately spoke softly and used psychological warfare to get under his opponents' skin. It was effective enough to make him one of the most enduring characters in ECW history.

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Raven
 

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"Ravishing" Rick Rude
 

Rick Rude knew that his character was that of a womanizing, arrogant jerk and he played that to perfection. Part of that was always his pre-match promo, in which he insulted the men in the audience and asked them to "keep the noise down" while he showed them what a real man is supposed to look like. Classic!

John Bradshaw Layfield underwent a major character transformation late in his career, and the only reason it got over with the fans was Layfield's ability to talk himself up as a wealthy Texas-turned-New York millionaire who claimed to be vastly superior to all of his opponents.

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John Bradshaw Layfield

While Dean Ambrose is fairly new at being a master of the microphone, his ability has already come shining through. An unpredictable character that invokes memories of both Brian Pillman and Heath Ledger's Joker character, Ambrose has been able to get over because of his ability to cut a great promo.

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Dean Ambrose
 

Not only did Mr. Perfect have to sell WWF fans on the fact that he was "absolutely perfect", but he had to make verbal claims that he could back up. His confidence came out loud and clear in his delivery whenever he was boasting about himself or what he would do to an opponent.

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Mr. Perfect

Michael Hayes was not only the ringleader of The Fabulous Freebirds, but he was able to use his rock star Southern drawl to make all of their threats sound even more convincing. In territories such as WCCW and the NWA, that was often the difference in getting a sellout crowd to watch him compete.

27

Michael Hayes

Kurt Angle took a very different approach to his earliest days in wrestling: while making boasts and threats, he also used his self-depreciating sense of humor to come across as somewhat silly. This wonders as the Kurt Angle evolved and he became a wrestling machine that didn't even need the microphone any more.

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Kurt Angle
 

By uttering two simple words ("EXCUSE ME!"), Vickie Guerrero was at one point the hottest heel in WWE. Considering she could barely string together two sentences at the start of her WWE run, this was an absolutely massive accomplishment, and something that set her apart from other characters.

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Vickie Guerrero
 

As AWA World Champion, Nick Bockwinkel never needed to scream or shout to get his point across. Instead, he would use big words to assert his superiority over challengers to his belt, and it definitely distinguished him from the pack. It's a trick that more wrestlers could stand to use today.

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Nick Bockwinkel

Sure, Jesse Ventura was mostly known as a color commentator, but even in his years as an active competitor, he had the gift of gab that helped make him a colorful competitor. In fact, his deep, distinctive voice in promos is what led to him becoming one of the most successful wrestling announcers of all time.

23

Jesse "The Body" Ventura

For much of his early career, Shane Douglas was known as a smiling, blue-eyed, blond-haired babyface. So when he became The Franchise in ECW, just about everyone was shocked by his verbal ability to unleash on wrestlers such as Ric Flair and knocking the tried-and-true approach to the wrestling industry.

22

Shane Douglas

Bully Ray has always been great on the microphone, going back to his days in ECW where his challenges to ringside fans almost always incited riots in the crowd. However, his recent work in TNA established him as a star who also knew how to cut one hell of a promo and build interest for his matches.

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Bully Ray
 

To be fair, there are two John Cenas: the one that makes lame jokes and has been booed for the better part of a decade as a result, and the one who cuts impassioned promos, making his next big match seem like the end-all be-all, and that's the one who is one of the best promo men of his generation.

20

John Cena
 

More than a decade after they were last together on a television screen and the tradition of Animal saying "Tell 'em, Hawk" followed by Hawk saying "Welll...." still stands out. The Road Warriors had a phenomenal look to them, but their crazy, intimidating promos were almost as much a part of that success.

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The Road Warriors

Hey yo.... Even though none of us ever thought that Scott Hall's Cuban accent was anything near legitimate, his cool, laid-back promos helped him along in both WWF and WCW as his character ascended. In fact, it was his initial interviews (along with Kevin Nash's) that helped sell the entire nWo angle before they even wrestled as a group at their first pay-per-view.

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Scott Hall

Triple H has come a long way from spouting a faux French accent in his early WCW career. In fact, only when he and Shawn Michaels formed D-Generation X that his true personality began to come out in his promos. A combination of wisecracking inside-joke humor and claims to back up the trail of bodies he's left in his wake during his time in WWE show prove that The Game can hang with just about anyone on the mic.

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Triple H

Jim Cornette wasn't given the nickname "The Louisville Lip" by accident. In fact, his confident yet whiny interview style is arguably the reason his The Midnight Express are remembered as one of the best tag teams in history. And the promos he cut in WWF for wrestlers such as Yokozuna and Vader greatly enhanced their characters by having an expert loudmouth like Cornette doing their verbal sparring for them.

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Jim Cornette
 

At first, Terry Funk sounds like a kindly old man when he cuts a promo, but that's just part of his charm. As he continued on, not only did you learn that The Funker often had some profound to say about his upcoming match, but when the kindly old man turned into a screaming lunatic, it showed the range in Funk's personality. In fact, some of his Memphis, NWA and ECW interviews are seen today as classics.

15

Terry Funk

Arn Anderson was not only a fantastic technical wrestler, but he also had a unique promo style, making him one of the most underrated wrestlers of the 80's and early 90's. Like Bockwinkel and others mentioned on this list, Anderson never needed to scream or shout to get his points across. Instead, he remained calm with predicting doom for his opponents, and in a manner so believable that it always made sense.

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Arn Anderson
 

While not everyone's cup of tea, Dusty Rhodes' frenetic promo style was a huge part of his appeal in the 70's and 80's. Representing "the common man" (and working hard with his hands), Dusty became passionate in interviews about what was at stake in his upcoming match or rivalry, making it seem all that much more crucial that we were there to watch the event take place.

13

Dusty Rhodes
 

CM Punk has always been a natural talker, but it was only when WWE let him do his own thing that most of the wrestling world knew about it. Sharp and quick-witted yet almost always serious in his verbiage, Punk made you think that he was going to follow up and do exactly what he promised, one of the many reasons fans are still hoping he'll return to the ring one day.

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CM Punk
 

Chris Jericho is an example of someone who didn't get over with fans until he learned to talk. His unconventional promo style got him noticed in WCW and helped him break out of the cruiserweight division. And in WWE, he's learned to adapt with the times, changing his entire delivery and persona as needed to effectively get across any points he was making with the audience.

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Chris Jericho
 

We've mentioned several times on this list examples of where a wrestler didn't need to scream to get themselves over. Jake "The Snake" Roberts was the absolute master of that promo style. By remaining calm and speaking in a devious voice, The Snake was able to get into his opponents heads by intimidating them verbally before the bell even rang.

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Jake "The Snake" Roberts
 

Let's be honest here - as soon as you saw the name "Macho Man" Randy Savage, in your head you did an "Ooooooh yeah!" in his world-famous Macho Man growl. Probably the most imitated promo in wrestling history, Randy Savage didn't need to say anything specific besides talk in that voice, asserting his claims and making general threats at his rivals. But he did so much more on the microphone that he became a master.

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"Macho Man" Randy Savage

One of the true guilty pleasures for any fan who lived through the Rock 'n' Wrestling Era was to have Bobby "The Brain" Heenan sell a member of his Family's match to you. Sometimes serious, sometimes funny, sometimes a bit of both, Heenan used his Brain and his Mouth to make you believe that his clients were truly about to triumph over fan favorites like Hulk Hogan, Paul Orndorff and The Big Boss Man.

8

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
 

Quick - how many Stone Cold Steve Austin catchphrases can you rattle off? Oh Hell Yeah! WHAT? Open up a can of whoop ass! And that's the.... well, you get it. Austin was a memorable character not only because he was a tough guy in the ring, but also because he could talk tough when the situation called for it. Plus, he had a sense of humor, so when he turned heel in 2001, he was almost a completely different person on the mic.

7

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Much like Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock has managed to generate more than his fair share of killer catchphrases over the years. But where The Great One differs from most is that, when he speaks, fans hang on to his every word and give him a rock star (or movie star) response. The Rock wouldn't be the legend he is today if he wasn't able to talk fans into the arenas to watch him compete.

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The Rock

Paul Heyman was first hired in ECW to help wrestlers work on their promos, and there's a good reason for that - he's simply one of the best in turning people's thoughts into reality. He's helped everyone from Mick Foley to Stone Cold get to that level, and is especially great at doing that himself. His work in WWE really over the past 10 to 12 years shows that time and time again, he can talk fans into parting with their money.

5

Paul Heyman
 

Woooooooo! Much like Randy Savage and others on this list, Flair has a distinct speaking style that is custom-made for the world of professional wrestling. He's boasted about not only what he can do in the ring, but how he's better than everyone else outside the ring. And when he gets particularly upset (a trait he began in the dying days of WCW), no one is better at the crazy old man promo than the Nature Boy.

4

Ric Flair
 

If any wrestler has been imitated as much as Macho Man Randy Savage over the years, it has to be Hulk Hogan. His distinctive voice, his boundless energy on the microphone and his overblown promises of destruction at various opponents over the years were often enough to make an average WWF or WCW show a sell-out crowd, simply by The Hulkster asking "Whatcha gonna do?"..... Brother!

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Hulk Hogan
 

How dedicated was "Rowdy" Roddy Piper to reinventing the wrestling interview? For much of his career, Hot Rod kept a notebook with him at all times to write down phrases he thought of that could later be used in a promo. Often humorous and frenetic, Piper's interview style was unlike any wrestling heel before - or after him - and remains the gold standard for brash young heels to adhere to.

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"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
 

As dedicated as "Rowdy" Roddy Piper was to his craft, Mick Foley took that to another level during his career, zoning out during workouts and at other points of his day just to bring his mind around to the kind of promo he wanted to deliver. Foley delivered his interviews like a man possessed, but at the same time all of his boasts and threats were steeped in logic and a hint of truth, something that's not always easy to do in the world of professional wrestling. Whether Foley was warbling, talking or screaming, you always knew you were watching a definite master of the mic in action.

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Mick Foley
 

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Larry Zbyszko
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