Next week on Main Event: Sting and El Torito vs. Heath Slater and Hornswoggle #BadStingBooking

 

Sting shows up on Raw, only to be impersonated by Damien Sandow. #BadStingBooking

 

"I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.... your career ended a decade ago." #BadStingBooking

 

Goldust, Stardust and.... Stingdust! #BadStingBooking

 

Sting and Ric Flair are shown backstage on Raw playing Mah-Jong. #BadStingBooking

 

Sting re-forms The Dudes With Attitude with Kofi Kingston, Zack Ryder and Dolph Ziggler. #BadStingBooking

 

Shown on Raw in a WWE Shop ad, hawking the new Great American Bash DVD. #BadStingBooking

 

Brought in largely to advance the Brie Bella-Stephanie McMahon storyline. #BadStingBooking

 

Presenting Naomi, Cameron and Sting... The NEW Funkadactyls! #BadStingBooking

 

Sting shows up without face paint, costume and receding hair line... WWE fans confuse him for Paul Heyman. #BadStingBooking

 

Debuts on Raw, shouts "It's Showtime!", which is just him announcing the 400th return of Big Show. #BadStingBooking

 

Is sent to NXT for evaluation; forced to change his name to Peter Stingovitch. #BadStingBooking

 

7.14.14 - Sting announces new series on PodcastOne. #BadStingBooking

 

Hilarious vignette in which he and The Usos trade makeup tips. #BadStingBooking

 

Wipes off face paint in the middle of the ring to reveal he's been John Cena this whole time. #BadStingBooking

 

07.14.14 Sting announces he's finally signed a contract.... with Global Force Wrestling. #BadStingBooking

 

Grabs the mic, makes open challenge for SummerSlam. Fans chant: "Who the f*ck are you?". #BadStingBooking

 

In an unrelated development, nWo Sting has come to terms with TNA. #BadStingBooking

 

Plugs http://canadianbulldogsworld.com  because he thinks it's a site everyone should check out. #BadStingBooking